UNLEASHED, UNCUT, UNREAD



4.26.2005

Secrets revealed:

Sometimes i feel boring, so I spice it up by visiting this site.
And if that doesn't cut it, I just follow the link on that same page to the really not-so-funny dirty jokes...there should be laws against wasting a promising dirty joke. But to relieve any lingering dejection, I remind myself that this didn't happen and proceed to perform tribal dances of exultation.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm pretty sure we're related on my mom's side......

ldj

Phil said...

that explains the abnormally high regard for country music...

Anonymous said...

damn! sex changes in india are only $1,150. that's amazing!!

Phil said...

I might do it for that reason alone...and because i secretly want to wear a sundress and bonnet