College degrees being put to good use...
Oh my god, i found something more entertaining than team Scrabble for a group of 8: it's this thing right here that you just gotta check out. Ingenuity is not dead. Somebody please, please, please get one of these things and invite me over. I'll supply all the Pabst. I'd get one but i'm afraid i'd stumble across it in the middle of the night and think it intended to devour me.
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Dude, this thing is amazing. Its truly a sign that we as a species are getting way more intelligent with time. If only most of the people that run the city down there in DC (and therefore the world) would use one of these on a semi-regular basis, everyone would be a little more relaxed and not so damn aggressive.
I'll have to use this thing on a regular basis as I start another summer of killing rats.
Rob
you should see if the rats want to use it, too. it might make them more amenable to you sticking electrodes on their testes and occasionally decapitating one of their uncles. you work on that and i'll work on the politicians.
it just tastes so good when it hits your lips...
are you talking about making-out with chewbacca again?
Shhhh. Your mom hates it when I call her that. Apparently all of the other wookies are jealous that Chewbacca got all the fame
Awwww dang. The yo' mama jokes aren't quite as good...when your mom is probably going to see it. I must apologize now to the dually wonderful and beautiful Mrs. Long for my rude and disrespectful comments and at the same time I sympathize with you, Mrs. Long, because, well, your son's freinds make out with wookies...
don't worry, gaspar. you should hear the jokes she makes about you.
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