I plead the Fifth
In honor of my friend Neeraj’s ridiculous claim that Columbus, OH is the world’s 5th-repeat 5th-best city, I’ve decided to use his ranking system to explore 5 other 5th placers:
World’s 5th best food: soggy asparagus
World’s 5th best social event: Rock Creek Convalescent Home’s Saturday morning yoga
World’s 5th best hairstyle: this
World’s 5th best job: my job
World’s 5th cleanest drinking water: The River Thames (phil did not find this originally, he definitely did not even come close to finding this originally and for him to pretend that he did was wrong in atleast 7 different ways and forever banished him from the good graces of 3 major religions)
5 comments:
Screw you!
Boo hoo!
Thanks for giving me props for the Thames article...let's see if I ever give you blog fodder again.
good lord, at this point nobody really thinks that i find any of this stuff by myself.
i'm starting a new policy that unless otherwise marked, all thoughts and information shared on this blog came from somebody else besides phil.
phil said...
good lord, at this point nobody really thinks that i find any of this stuff by myself.
i'm starting a new policy that unless otherwise marked, all thoughts and information shared on this blog came from somebody else besides phil.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:01:00 PM
I agree. Everyone should just be quiet and enjoy it.
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